"Pretty well fed for a bum."

Flashing his goods

Being the best bully ever

Always lurking around

"Uh-oh, someone's got her eye on that Miss White Trash title."

Floofy hair

Looking to his leader

"It's Kes"

"The hell?"

"This is my child."

Evil shenanigans are a'brewin'

"Beaver's getting all the lovin', Dick's flapping out in the breeze."

Aw, the best boyfriend

What's a guy to do?

Floofy hair

Kind of adorable there

Saturday night fever

"I could have danced all night..."

Bangles

Hee, he looks so evil there!

Virgin sacrifice

"Ready and willing."

"You don't know where she's been."

"You're frickin' nuts, you know that?"

"I swear on my life."

"Beaver, don't go, you said you were gonna stay here with me."

"Don't go blaming me because you got all wasted and slutty."

His beloved child...

"Please tell me this is like, some new reality show called 'My Skank'."

Betrayal

"An-an-and how do you-how do you explain the shoes, huh?"

"To the grave, man."

There'll be more once I find some season two caps. Btw, credit for the screencaps goes to