Since I'm apparently insane, I've claimed Dick at fanfic100. I'm not sure how long it will take me to finish, but I will get it done. I have to say that I was inspired by sadiekate's claiming of Sheriff Lamb.
Here's the link to the table, if anyone wants to keep track. I won't be posting every single individual fic here, but I'll post some of them. And I'll repost the link to the table when I'm done.