"Pretty well fed for a bum."
Flashing his goods
Being the best bully ever
Always lurking around
"Uh-oh, someone's got her eye on that Miss White Trash title."
Looking to his leader
"This is my child."
Evil shenanigans are a'brewin'
"Beaver's getting all the lovin', Dick's flapping out in the breeze."
Aw, the best boyfriend
What's a guy to do?
Kind of adorable there
Saturday night fever
"I could have danced all night..."
Hee, he looks so evil there!
"Ready and willing."
"You don't know where she's been."
"You're frickin' nuts, you know that?"
"I swear on my life."
"Beaver, don't go, you said you were gonna stay here with me."
"Don't go blaming me because you got all wasted and slutty."
His beloved child...
"Please tell me this is like, some new reality show called 'My Skank'."
"An-an-and how do you-how do you explain the shoes, huh?"
"To the grave, man."
There'll be more once I find some season two caps. Btw, credit for the screencaps goes to _jems_.